All the following ASCII figures are 100% original creations.  Permission
is granted to copy freely, so long as my initials remain intact.

If these next two lines don't have the same length:

         IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
         WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

then you've broken your browser.  Change your "fixed width" font to
something that is actually fixed width, like Courier or Monaco.


Index
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Too big for .sigs
    The Finger, Birthday Cake, Keyboard and Mouse, Light Bulb,
    Bad Reception


Big Art
-------

There's no way in hell these ones are small enough to use for your
.signature, so I put them here instead..


    .-.
    | | prs
  .-| |-.-.      "The Finger"
.-| | | | |
| |       |
 \        /
  \      |


  _*__*_
 / |  | \
(  |  |  )   Happy Birthday!
|\______/|
|        |
 \______/prs


                                            //                 ))
                                           //                 //
 _________________________________________||______           ((
||_______________________________________________||          ||
|  _   _ _ _ _  _ _ _ _  _ _ _ _  _ _ _           |        __||__
| |_| |_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|  * = =   |       / |  | \
|  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  _ _ _  _ _ _ _  |      |__|__|__|
| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_||_|_|_|_| |      |        |
| |__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|  ||_|_|_||_|_|_| | |      |        |
| |___|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|___|   _   |_|_|_|_| |      |        |
| |____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|____| _|_|_ |_|_|_| | |       \      /
| |__| |__|_____________|__| |__||_|_|_||___|_|_| |        \____/
|_________________________________________________|            prs


         |
 \     _____     /
     /       \
    (         )
-   ( ))))))) )   -
     \ \   / /
      \|___|/
  /    |___|    \
       |___| prs
       |___|


   o                   o 
    \               __/
     \___          /
         \__    __/
            \  / 
 ____________\/____________
/   ____________________   \
|  /__/  \__   \__/  \__\  |
| |    __   \__    __   \| |
| |\__/  \__   \__/  \__ | |
| |    __   \__    __   \| |
| |\__/  \__   \__/  \__ | |
| |    __   \__    __   \| |
| |\__/  \__   \__/  \__ | |
| |    __   \__    __   \| |
| |\__/  \__   \__/  \__ | |
|  \________\___________/  |
|                 _   _    |
|  prs           (|) (/)   |
\_________________________/
    "--"           "--"


                        -- Darcy Boese (possum at road dot kill dot com)

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